How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
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