Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Mooning is very ASStrological
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
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