I usually sing with a deep voice. But when I wash my hands,
I sing faucetto.
What do you call a food waste disposter installed in the sink?
In-sink-erator
My mother always told me that the best place to mend clothing is in a wash basin
but I don't sink sew.
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
There was a knock at the door this morning. I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.
I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."
I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...
Until I fell into the sink.
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.
My current one doesn't have enough basin.
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?...
You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.
My dad dumps expired peas down the drain. Then he looks at me and says:
“Hey, I peed in the sink”
A kitchen sink that treats you right?
That's a Farrah Fawcett.
I had to unclog my sink today.
I found it to be very draining.
I don't know don't about your faucet, but mine is doing a pour job.
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
My job installed this new faucet.
I'm really faucinated by it.
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
A Brussels spout.
To all ya'll without tap water,
Get well soon.
Why don’t Satanic boats ever sink?
Because they’re Unholy.
What do you call a basin full of denim?
A gene pool!
Woke up this morning to a tap on my door.
That plumber has some sense of humour.
My sinks been on deaths door for the past week or so...
I finally decided to pull the plug.
What do you call two beautiful cat that sit together in the basin?
Purrfectly in sink.
The plumber was working on the side to become an artist.
Unfortunately, he couldn't find a faucet for his creativity.
"Hey, dad, there's a leak in the sink. Should I call the plumber?"
"No silly, just put it in the fridge!"
I tried to turn on a tap. It was a bit stiff though...
So I had to faucet.
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