I just got a new bathtub
But we dont have to get into that right now
Why do people sing in the shower?
Because the audience in the toilet is sh**!
When you buy a bigger bathtub....
You have more bath room, but less bathroom.
I tried giving my cat a bath and it sucked...
I couldn't get the fur off my tongue for a week.
Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy.
Wife and I returned to find our bathtub overflowing...
I turned to her panicked face, "Oh, dam it"
What is it called when you're singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
A soap opera.
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
It's aloof-ah
Saw a sign for bath plugs. I didn’t know that was electric!