Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel.
I know it’s a funny place to have a door, but there you have it.
When you buy a bigger bathtub....
You have more bath room, but less bathroom.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cat a bath?
It will surely end in a cat-astrophe.
What did Archimedes's girlfriend told him when he hadn't taken bath for several days?
Eu-reek-a
Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Swimming pools are just chlorified bathtubs...
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
It's aloof-ah
Told my wife I’m going to take a shower.
She said, dn’t take it too far!