No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
I beacha miss summer already!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
It’s a winterful day!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
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