The real estate in my neighborhood has become so expensive that only cats can afford it.
You need nine lives to pay it off.
Why didn’t the hipster real estate agent show the ocean-side mansion?
It was too current.
My wife and I went to see a realtor.
“Have you guys considered moving houses?” he asked.
I said, “No, we don’t like caravans.”
Which Led Zeppelin song do realtors love most?
“A Whole Lot Of Love.”
Never bet on real estate. The house always wins.
What is the lightest house a real estate seller sells?
A lighthouse, of course!
A brand new real estate agent walks into a Realtor’s office for their interview. “It says here you quit your last job selling duct tape after only three months,” the Realtor asked. “Why did you quit?” “I just couldn’t stick with it,” they responded.