I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"