4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
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