My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
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