I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
The orca-dontist.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
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