I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
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