What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
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