Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
With flossils.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
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