Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Mooning is very ASStrological
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
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