Fishing you a happy day.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
You are shrimply the best!
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
I think you're mer-mazing.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
We were mermaid for each other.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Wish upon a starfish.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Seas the day!
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You mermaid to go far.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Call me on the shellphone.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
You mermake me happy.
Long time no sea.
You really mermaid my day.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"