"I'm nuts about you."
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
"I wood never leaf you."
You're my purr-son.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
Owl always love you.
"Yoda one for me."
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
I scored when I met you.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
We bee-long together.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
You met all of my koala-fications
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
You're one in a melon.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
Some bunny loves you.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
I like you sow much.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
I love you deerly.
You make miso happy.
I whale-y like you.