You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
You octopi my thoughts.
We make a great pear
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
I scored when I met you.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
I get a real kick out of you.
"I'm nuts about you."
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
I whale-y like you.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
Owl always love you.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
I’m soy
into you.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
I whale always love you.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?