I pitcher us together forever.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
"Yoda one for me."
I always have a ball with you.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
I get a real kick out of you.
Some bunny loves you.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
You met all of my koala-fications
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
You're one in a melon.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
"I lava you."
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
"You bake me crazy."
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.