What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
I love you deerly.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
I like you sow much.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I scored when I met you.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
when I’m with you.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
"I wood never leaf you."
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
You're my purr-son.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
Owl always love you.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
I love you berry much.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate