Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
I have bean thinking about you.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
I always have a ball with you.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
You octopi my thoughts.
We are mint to be.
"Yoda one for me."
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
I cannoli be happy
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
You’re right up my alley.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
I like you sow much.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
You’re my #1 pick.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
I always have a souper time with you.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
Your love will always be up to par.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
You're my purr-son.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
We bee-long together.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
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