Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
I whale always love you.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
You met all of my koala-fications
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
I always have a souper time with you.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
You make miso happy.
You octopi my thoughts.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
when I’m with you.
I cannoli be happy
"I lava you."
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
Some bunny loves you.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
Owl always love you.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
You're my purr-son.
We bee-long together.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
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