We make a great pear
We are mint to be.
I whale always love you.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
You're one in a melon.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
You make miso happy.
We bee-long together.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
I’m soy
into you.
"Yoda one for me."
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
I get a real kick out of you.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
when I’m with you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Owl always love you.
I always have a souper time with you.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
"I lava you."
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
"I'm nuts about you."
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
I cannoli be happy
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