What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
You're my purr-son.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
I have bean thinking about you.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
I always have a souper time with you.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
I whale-y like you.
You're one in a melon.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
I scored when I met you.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
when I’m with you.
I have bean
thinking about you.
I always have a ball with you.
"I'm nuts about you."
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
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