I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Owl always love you.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
I scored when I met you.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
You met all of my koala-fications
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
You’re right up my alley.
I cannoli be happy
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
I always have a ball with you.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
"Aloe you vera much."
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
I’m soy
into you.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
I have bean
thinking about you.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
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