I’ll always be running-back to you.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
I love you and I ain’t lion.
I have bean thinking about you.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
You’re udder-ly perfect.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
I whale always love you.
We bee-long together.
"You bake me crazy."
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
You make miso happy.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
"I'm nuts about you."
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
I cannoli be happy
Your love will always be up to par.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
You met all of my koala-fications
We make a great pear
I always have a ball with you.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
Pugs and kisses.
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