I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
I always have a souper time with you.
You met all of my koala-fications
Your love will always be up to par.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
You’re right up my alley.
"I'm nuts about you."
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
We bee-long together.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I love you deerly.
"I lava you."
I have bean thinking about you.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
"Yoda one for me."
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I love you from my head tomatoes.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
Some bunny loves you.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
"You bake me crazy."
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
I whale always love you.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
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