The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
You’re right up my alley.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I love you deerly.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
"I lava you."
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
I’m soy
into you.
I have bean
thinking about you.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
I have bean thinking about you.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
"Yoda one for me."
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
We bee-long together.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
I scored when I met you.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
I cannoli be happy
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
I always have a ball with you.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
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