Pugs and kisses.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
You octopi my thoughts.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
You're my purr-son.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I whale always love you.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
We make a great pear
I like you sow much.
"I lava you."
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
I’ll always be running-back to you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
"Yoda one for me."
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
You’re udder-ly perfect.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
I have bean thinking about you.
I get a real kick out of you.
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