I have bean
thinking about you.
I have bean thinking about you.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
Your love will always be up to par.
I scored when I met you.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
We bee-long together.
You make miso happy.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
when I’m with you.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
You octopi my thoughts.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
You met all of my koala-fications
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
I always have a ball with you.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
We are mint to be.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
You're one in a melon.
I always have a souper time with you.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
We make a great pear
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
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