How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I scored when I met you.
We are mint to be.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
when I’m with you.
I love you berry much.
"Yoda one for me."
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
"I wood never leaf you."
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I get a real kick out of you.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
Pugs and kisses.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
You're my purr-son.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
"I'm nuts about you."
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
You make miso happy.
I always have a souper time with you.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
I whale-y like you.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
Some bunny loves you.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
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