I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.