What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.