Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
V
V
Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
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