Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
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