I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
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