Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
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