Octopus ocular optics.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Eddie edited it.
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
Thin grippy thick slippery.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Super-duper storm troopers whoop it up at Death Star groupers: helmet thrashing, rebel bashing, laser blasting at party poopers.
She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
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