I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Thin grippy thick slippery.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Octopus ocular optics.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
Eddie edited it.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
Linda-Lou Lambert Loves Lemon Lollipop Lipgloss.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
He threw three free throws.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
She sold six shabby sheared sheep on ship.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
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