Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bear bleed blood.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
Rudder valve reversals
A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
I eat eel while you peel eel
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
It's a nice night for a white rice fight.
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
She saw Sharif’s shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure those were Sharif’s shoes she saw?
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