There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
Two tiny timid toads trying to trot to Tarrytown.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
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