How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
Octopus ocular optics.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
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