Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
Pirates Private Property.
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bear bleed blood.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
She saw Sharif’s shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure those were Sharif’s shoes she saw?
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
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