Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
Rudder valve reversals
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
Eddie edited it.
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
He threw three free throws.
If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
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