Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.
He threw three free throws.
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.
I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don’t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
The boot black brought the black boot back.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.