How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock, awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper with a big, black block.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
I eat eel while you peel eel
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
He threw three free throws.
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
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