I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don’t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
Linda-Lou Lambert Loves Lemon Lollipop Lipgloss.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
It's a nice night for a white rice fight.
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
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