It’s snow joke.
Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?
To stay away from the nuts on the ground.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no, so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said...
"Then why are you shaking?"
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Dad: How does a farmer keep his cows in line?
Kids: How?
Dad: He keeps them a-cow-ntable!
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
It was cold hard cash.
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
How did cars protect themselves during the medieval age?
They would dig an M.O.T. around them.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What did the toilet say to the urinal after it was hired?
“Urine!”
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
What would the greatest hockey player in history be called if he would have chosen not to play hockey?
Wayne Regretzky
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What kind of potatoes do zombies like?
Monster mash.
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