Where is the best place to get camel milk?
Straight from the Dromedairy.
My mother's mother hit the jackpot at the BINGO!!!
She's a grammy winner!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Are you a taco?
Cause you sure taco lot
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
I scored when I met you.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. “First offender?” the judge asked.
“No” she replied. “First a Gibson , then a Fender”.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
My wife asked if I knew how to turn on the dishwasher.
I told her I would some flirty compliments.
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Why were Native Americans in America first?
They had reservations.
What did the paprika tell the salt around Christmas?
Seasonings greetings.
Burst into cheers!
What do sloths throw in winter? Slowballs.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
What do you call a bee that makes a milk?
Boo-bee
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
Prince Charles is selling his towel.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
An army of werewolves is known as a Fur-eign Legion.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
I took my friends watch that had an LED flashlight on it.
Now it's my time to shine.
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
If you ever have to defuse a bomb, never cut...
The Blew wire.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
Beer doesn't make you fat
It makes you lean.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
A functional gun shoots
While a broke one needs troubleshooting.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Serve up some Dad Jokes at your Father's Day BBQ
Make 'em eat Pop-Corn
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you get when you cross a human and a pear?
A pear-son.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
The pint’s the limit.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
"You are so bottlefull to me."
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