The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.
They said I was being too shellfish.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
Do you know why it’s called almond milk?
Because nobody would buy it if it was called nut juice.
Having a ball
What do you call a bad electrician? A shock absorber!
What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
"He didn't count on this."
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
2 flies are playing soccer on a plate.
One says to the other "you'd better pick up your game Louie, we're playing in the cup tomorrow".
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
How did the apple tree get the job? It had the right qua-leaf-ications!
I stole two sofas from death, but I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.
There was a fish who wanted to be a broadcaster...
Until he went on air.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue. It's intense tense in tents.
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
It’s been a few years since the invisible man married the invisible woman.
Their kids are nothing to look at.
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
My dog never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.
How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
Who’s a llama’s favorite U.S. president?
Barack Ollama.
What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
Heart failure.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”
You’re right up my alley.
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
Putting on contacts without a mirror is hard
You just gotta eyeball it.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
What do you call James Bond with no beard ?
Agent Zero Zero Shaven.
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
Someone asked me recently why I don't put any ketchup or mustard on my hotdog
And I told them it's because I just wanna relish it.
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
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