French people give me the crepes.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
French, French Revolution
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.