What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Don't even chai.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
I like you a latte.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Fall is a-maize-ing.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!