It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
I like you a latte.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Don't even chai.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
I'm acorn-y person.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
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