How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.