Men aren't the only ones who can come up with some dirty pick up lines...

I suffer from amnesia. Have we had se* before?
Well, why don't we?
Is that a banana in your pants cause I'll 'ape you.
"You're beautiful" has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
Are you into one-night stands?
Then it's a good thing it's daytime.
Are you into one-night stands?
Then why don't you lie down?
I love every bone in my body.
Especially yours.
Is your dad the muffin man?
Because you sure do give me a banana cream filling.
Make love to me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Lovemaking is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in.
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
Wanna play Army?
You be the enemy and I'll blow you away.
I'm a spy on a secret mission.
Come in me, if you want to live.
You know what they say about men with big feet.
Want to prove that to me?
Pick a number between 1 and 10.
You lose, now take off your clothes.
I lost my teddy bear.
Can I sleep with you tonight?
Hey baby, want to play fireman?
We can stop, drop, and roll.
Don't stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.
You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?
Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? [wink, wink]
Are you the delivery man?
Because I believe you have a package for me.
Do you know what'd look good on you?
How much woman can you handle?
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
I've been a bad girl, so spank me!
I can take my pants off in two seconds.
Let's see how long it takes you.
Shall we let only latex stand between our love.
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
I've got the buns.
Have you got the hot dog?