Dirty Pick Up Lines for Girls

Men aren't the only ones who can come up with some dirty pick up lines...

Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?
You look like a hard worker.
I have an opening you can fill.
Are you into one-night stands?
[No.]
Then why don't you lie down?
Are you the delivery man?
Because I believe you have a package for me.
Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
Have you got any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
Let's do breakfast tomorrow.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
I'm not a horse, but you can ride me like one if you like.
I'm easy, but it looks like you're hard.
You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
Your belt looks extremely tight.
Let me loosen it for you.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Is that a banana in your pants cause I'll 'ape you.
Lovemaking is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in.
Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? [wink, wink]
I can take my pants off in two seconds.
Let's see how long it takes you.
Hey baby, want to play fireman?
We can stop, drop, and roll.
Do these look real?
Wanna check?
That shirt is very becoming on you.
Then again, I would be too!
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
I lost my teddy bear.
Can I sleep with you tonight?
Pick a number between 1 and 10.
You lose, now take off your clothes.
I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
I love every bone in my body.
Especially yours.
You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?
Wanna play Army?
You be the enemy and I'll blow you away.
Do you want to pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them?
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