I'm easy, but it looks like you're hard.
Do you want to give me an Australian kiss?
It's like French kissing but you're going down under.
I've been a bad girl, so spank me!
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
How do you like your eggs?
I prefer mine fertilized.
Do you do carpeting?
Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
If you were in bed with me, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm.
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?
"You're beautiful" has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
Are you a light switch?
'Cause I want to turn you on!
Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?
My body's got 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
I lost my teddy bear.
Can I sleep with you tonight?
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I love every bone in my body.
Especially yours.
Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
Did you just ring my doorbell?
Well, you can come inside if you want to.
I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Are you a rainstorm?
Because you're making me dripping wet.
Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
Se* is a killer.
Do you wanna die happy?
You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
Should I call you or nudge you?
You look like a hard worker.
I have an opening you can fill.
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Do you want to pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them?
Hey baby, want to play fireman?
We can stop, drop, and roll.
Your belt looks extremely tight.
Let me loosen it for you.
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
Do you want to go to In-and-Out for burgers or just in-and-out of me?
Make love to me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Do you know what'd look good on you?
Me.
I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
You know what they say about men with big feet.
Want to prove that to me?
Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills?
We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
I'm a spy on a secret mission.
Come in me, if you want to live.
Have you got any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
Now I know why they call it a beaver, because I'm dying for your wood.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
Are those Guess jeans?
Because guess who wants to get into 'em.
Wanna play Army?
You be the enemy and I'll blow you away.
Don't stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.
Don't let this go to your head, but do you want some?
I'm not a horse, but you can ride me like one if you like.
Because you're heating up my taco.
How do you like your sausage in the morning?
Scrambled or blown?
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