Men aren't the only ones who can come up with some dirty pick up lines...

Have you got a napkin?
You're making me wet.
Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
"You're beautiful" has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
Is your dad the muffin man?
Because you sure do give me a banana cream filling.
Lovemaking is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in.
Wanna play Army?
You be the enemy and I'll blow you away.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Pick a number between 1 and 10.
You lose, now take off your clothes.
Shall we let only latex stand between our love.
Do you know what'd look good on you?
Me.
Because you're heating up my taco.
You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
I've got the buns.
Have you got the hot dog?
Your belt looks extremely tight.
Let me loosen it for you.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex?
Do these look real?
Wanna check?
Do you like to eat Mexican?
Are you going to sleep with me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
My bed's broken, can I sleep in yours?
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
How do you like your eggs?
I prefer mine fertilized.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow.
Don't stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.