Weak Jokes

Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine?
It was about a weak back.

Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.

After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.

After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.

“I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
“I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I’m going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox
And there’s one more--that’s seventeen,
And don’t you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut--my eyes are blue--
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I’m sure that my left leg is broke--
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button’s caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,
My ‘pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb.
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangn

Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.

Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.