Dirty Knock Knock JokesJoke Generator

These knock knock jokes will make you blush.

Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Lisa. (Lisa who?) Lisa you could do is help me get these pants off.
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Al. (Al who?) Al let you touch my booty if you open this door.
Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Idaho! Idaho
who?
I da ho! Where da John?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer the biggest breasts I've ever seen.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry Balsac
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
Not till we have a serious discussion about birth control.
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) King Yvonne. (King Yvonne who?) Kinky Von Kinkster, at your service.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama woke up in my bed again.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Litoris
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and I'll give you a big surprise!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You're justin time to wipe my bottom.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Child dress,
child dress who?
Well I didn’t want to make you an adultress
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Gladiator. (Gladiator who?) Gladiator during that threesome.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour butts.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Ivana,
Ivana who?
Ivana lay you.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Ben Her,
Ben Her who?
Ben her over and I’ll take it from there
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Idaho,
Idaho who?
No! You da ho!
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Boss bank. (Boss bank who?) Boss bank you tonight if you're naughty.
Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima Reilly
Ima Reilly who?
Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later.
Girl: Knock-Knock!
Boy Who's there?
Girl: P*ssy!
Boy: I dont get it..
Girl: Yeah and you never will.
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Mayan Ipples. (Mayan Ipples who?) Mayan Ipples are so hard right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita you inside me.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Craven,
Craven who?
Craven Moorehead
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Orange. (Orange who?) Orange you excited to see me naked later?
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Alpha,
Alpha who?
Alpha Q.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who?
you…
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ivana. (Ivana who?) Ivana kiss you all over.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Just waiter I get my hands on you.
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Do you want two CDs? (Do you want two CDs who?) Do you want to CDs nudes?
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Bo,
Bo who?
Bo Nerr
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
the mechanic,
the mechanic who?
I heard you wanted a rim job
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you're lucky.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Heywood,
Heywood who?
Heywood Jablowme
Knock knock,
who’s there?
please pray for,
please pray for who?
me, I can only do the missionary position
Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you!
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Someone. (Someone who?) Someone who will get you laid.
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ivana. (Ivana who?) Ivana kiss you all over.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Baghdad.
Baghdad who?
I'd love to see you Baghdad butt up.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
master,
master who,
master baiter.
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ben Hur. (Ben Hur who?) Ben hur over!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Anita! Anita who?
Anita D*ck inside me!
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Izzy Data. (Izzy Data who?) Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, and then your lonely nights are over!
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Amanda squeeze. (Amanda squeeze who?) You want amanda squeeze you all night?
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Dixie,
Dixie who?
His Dixie Normous
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