Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
I am a mean green machine.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
There’s no trick in these pants. Copy This.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
I wanna bob for your apples.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
You look dead sexy. Literally.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead