Where do you bury dead cutlery?
In it's final resting plates.
I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak
it wasn't really sharp of him.
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
I ate a spoon of food color...
Now i'm dying inside.
My friend just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife. When I asked why those names, they smiled and said, "Isn't it obvious?"
"They're catlery"
What did the cake say to start the fight with the fork?
You want a piece of me?
My wife got a straw for her drink...
When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!"
I replied "I should hope it has two!"
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
It was jarring!!!
Which drawing utensil is the fastest?
The e-racer.
I was on the road yesterday with my metal detector looking for some cutlery....
I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road.
Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?
The ruler.
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
My wife wants to start selling kitchenware online.
I just don't see it panning out.
I came to a fork in the road.
I proceeded to pick it up.
A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer.
How do you make cheese even better?
You use a cheese grater of course!
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
I was walking home last night through the park, when this scary looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little brat used a permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash it off.
What do Santa’s elves cook with in the kitchen?
A u-tinsel.
Had to my dinner with just a knife and spoon last night...
It wasn't easy, but that's a fork-gone conclusion.
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
I got mixed results.
Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate.
It was the grater of two evils.
How do you call a straw used for drinking orangeade?
Fantastick.
A tuning fork is, essentially, a pitch fork.
I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.
It was a pans labyrinth.
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
Why were the utensils stuck together?
They were spooning.
When whisking something, do it with caution.
It’s whisky business.
How do Chinese people make cutlery?
They chopsticks.
What did the plate say to the fork? Lunch is on me.
Why does the superhero shred his cheese?
For the grater good.
When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
Because cheese grater!
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit
No more Mr. Knife guy.
Why was the cheese happy in the kitchen?
He thought he was grater than everyone else.
I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day...
It was a grate joke.
I really hate straws.
They suck.
My eating utensils were forged from forged steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
Why can't we make jokes about the cutlery incident?
It's too spoon.
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
How do you call clothings for spoons?
Silverwear
I got tired of fighting straw...
So I hit the hay.
If you try to stretch a fork to see if it breaks...
Are you testing its utensil strength?
Why did the fork feel kinky near the spoon?
Because it was a tease spoon.
I always remember to eat my soup with a spoon.
It’s un-fork-edible.
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk.
Someone took all my straw
What a Hay-nous act!
When I was a student, I was worried that my housemates would be annoyed if I ran off with some of their kitchen utemsils. But that was a whisk I was willing to take.
How did the cutlery greet the steak?
Knife to meat you!
Go to BabaMail
