Here’s my best advice for getting a job in the lotion industry:
Apply daily.
I do not like lotion at all.
It really gets under my skin.
What do you call a tariff on skin?
A tax-a-dermis!
My wife asked me to help her apply mascara...
It was an eye-opening experience.
What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?
One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize.
Why did it take dad an hour to choose which skin cream to buy?
He didn't want to make a rash decision.