Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
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