What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
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