The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
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