Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
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