Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
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