55. How do you tell a car you are supporting it?
‘We are routing for you!’
Why did the bus driver eat a burger? He wanted to 'bus-t' his energy!
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
While I was riding my bike, there was a big tropical storm. I decided to cyclone.
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
A drive bike shooting
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It really took a dive...
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
Honda is oldest car make in the world. It was mentioned in the bible!
"And the apostles were all in Accord"
The bus driver was so friendly and nice, it was a 'joy ride'!
Why could the Italian Chef not unlock his car?
He had Gnocchi.
What title did the car have in the Navy?
Rear window Admiral.
Did you know there were cars in America before Christopher Columbus arrived?
The Cherokees.
What do you call unwanted revealing comments about a movie?
Spoilers.
I banged my bike against the wall today. it was wheelie unfortunate.
My kid’s toy submarine was having trouble staying under water...
I hope this will not surface again
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
It was two tired.
What color are military submarines?
Deep navy
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
What do you call a perfect submarine?
Sub-optimal.
49. What does a child car play with?
Toy-otas.
The librarian's office was on the A level. I asked for a book about submarines.
She told me to look below C level.
I got arrested because I left my car at the bar and took the bus home.
It turned out I was in no condition to drive that either.
How do you know a car is a good price?
If it is a Ford-able.
Why was the bus driver so confused? He was 'bus-t' in traffic!
Why don’t cars enjoy long drives?
They find them a drag.
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
51. What does a car yell when something goes wrong?
‘Jesus Chrysler!’
Why did the girl break up with the boy?
He was driving her crazy!
What do you call a thriller movie involving cars?
Suspension movie.
I was midway between the bow and the stern of my 120 foot yacht when suddenly I was surrounded by submarines that just surfaced...
I was amidship man.
What do you call a dog in a submarine?
A subwoofer.
What is a car’s favourite band?
Van Halen.
Why is it so expensive to run a submarine?
It's the depth charges.
Is the city bus running on time? No, it’s running on diesel.
What do you call a square that got into a car accident?
A rect-angle
How does a car begin telling you bad news?
‘I hate to brake it to you…’
What should you double check when buying an electric car?
That your driving license is current.
Why are cars so cheeky?
Because they are fuel of it.
I have to pay for a bus ticket?
I guess it's only fare
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
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