What should you double check when buying an electric car?
That your driving license is current.
What do you call a thriller movie involving cars?
Suspension movie.
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
How advanced are the inner workings of a submarine?
It goes very deep
Every morning when I leave home, a bike comes from somewhere and runs me over. It’s a vicious cycle.
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
A pedalphile
How do you spot a car made by Apple?
It does not have Windows.
Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
It felt like a third wheel
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
What is a car’s favourite movie character?
Aerial from The Little Mermaid.
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
What do they play at the beginning of a car movie?
The trailer.
What is a car’s preferred mobile phone brand?
No-Kia.
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
Who should drive home out of the two friends?
The one who is not tired.
Why did the submarine driver lose his job
Old, racist tweets resurfaced
Why did the bus driver laugh? He was having a 'wheely' good time!
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"That was a hard drive."
Why did the bus driver take a break? He needed to 'stop' and refuel!
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Beep Repaired!
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
Why are cars so cheeky?
Because they are fuel of it.
The bus driver was so friendly and nice, it was a 'joy ride'!
A car company tried to make a submarine, but it kept surfacing too quickley
The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
Which films is the car’s favourite?
WiperBlade 1, 2 and Trinity.
55. How do you tell a car you are supporting it?
‘We are routing for you!’
Why could the Italian Chef not unlock his car?
He had Gnocchi.
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
It was two tired.
What do you get when you cross a Tambourine with a Submarine?
The Salvation Navy
I heard someone complain about the bus being too crowded, it was a 'bus-load' of people!
Why did the bus driver go to jail? He was 'wheely' breaking the law!
Why did the bus driver take a long break? He needed a wheel-y good rest!
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
What is a car’s favourite bug?
A beetle.
Is the city bus running on time? No, it’s running on diesel.
Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I don’t remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.
Crew: I I Captain.
Anyone who is born in a car and dies outside is known as car born die oxide.
My race time today was much better than yesterday. I was in a whole different gear.
Why should you be cautious of a Finnish submarine captain?
He’ll sink ye.
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
Whoops, wrong sub.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
Which car does the Mensa student drive?
A Smart car.
Why don’t cars enjoy long drives?
They find them a drag.
What did the Wife say to the Husband?
You are exhausting!
How does a car express love to another?
‘I a door you.’
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
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