Which car do sheep drive?
Su-baa-ru.
Why is it so expensive to run a submarine?
It's the depth charges.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
I'm gonna quit my job on a submarine
I'm under a lot of pressure
I was midway between the bow and the stern of my 120 foot yacht when suddenly I was surrounded by submarines that just surfaced...
I was amidship man.
What do you call a dog in a submarine?
A subwoofer.
Which films is the car’s favourite?
WiperBlade 1, 2 and Trinity.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
It petals!
How do eels travel across the seafloor? By Octo-bus.
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
Whoops, wrong sub.
What is a car’s favourite job?
Caretaker.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
Why was the bus musician so excited? He just got a 'ride-ing' ovation!
How did cars walk on to Noah’s Ark?
4X4.
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It really took a dive...
There was this bald guy at the bus
He seemed really lightheaded
Tesla just announced they’ll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
It’s called Elon’s Musk
We all have a submarine in our heads but we're not supposed to think about it. It's all sub-conscious.
What superhero takes public transportation to get around? Bus Lightyear.
Why did the bus driver take a long break? He needed a wheel-y good rest!
What should you wear before driving?
The correct gear.
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
How do you spot a car made by Apple?
It does not have Windows.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
Where do bus drivers eat their lunches? In a traffic jam.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
Passenger: One ticket to New York, please.
Bus Driver: By way of Buffalo?
Passenger: No, by bus!
Why did the girl break up with the boy?
He was driving her crazy!
What do the Scottish cars wear as hats?
Flat-caps.
Why did the submarines feelings get hurt?
Because they keep calling it a dipship
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
It was two tired.
What do you call a perfect submarine?
Sub-optimal.
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself:
"This really takes me back".
Why don’t cars enjoy long drives?
They find them a drag.
I’m trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike but he still can’t seem to do it.
I guess it must be sprocket science.
What is the car dealership in Star Wars called?
The Mazda-lorian
Why did the bus driver laugh? He was having a 'wheely' good time!
Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
Have I given you the tour of my estate yet?
It is a Vauxhall.
What do you call a bus full of smart people?
A Scholarship
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25. You know why?
Inflation.
Do you know why the U.S. Navy always keeps at least two canaries on board each of their submarines?
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
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