Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.