Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
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