Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.