If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blond hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.