If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
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