Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
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