Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
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