I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
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