Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
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