A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
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