Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
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