If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
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