What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
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