My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
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