There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
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