Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
So, how on earth did the police catch the watermelon thief without a solid description? Don’t really know; guess the bloke was acting seedy.
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
“It was melondramatic.”
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
“They’re seedy.”
Did you hear about the elusive skating watermelon thief? Not really, the only description they got was a Caucasian melon wheels.
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year? Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.
And speaking of meloncholy, I heard that’s what you get when you cross a watermelon and broccoli.
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? – “You are one in a melon!”
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.