I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter? Watermelon PI.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records? Because there’s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?
“When you eat a watermelon!”
So, how on earth did the police catch the watermelon thief without a solid description? Don’t really know; guess the bloke was acting seedy.
What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? – “You are one in a melon!”
What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
Did you hear about the elusive skating watermelon thief? Not really, the only description they got was a Caucasian melon wheels.