What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
Why did the watermelon go crazy?
“He lost his rind.”
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?
“When you eat a watermelon!”
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”