Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
“Now he’s a waterfelon.”
What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
Here’s another one; what about an otter who lives in an emptied out melon? An ottermelon.
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records? Because there’s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
“They’re seedy.”
What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? – “You are one in a melon!”
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.