So, how on earth did the police catch the watermelon thief without a solid description? Don’t really know; guess the bloke was acting seedy.
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
“It was melondramatic.”
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?
“When you eat a watermelon!”
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon?
“Rind of.”
The watermelon thief was charged with robbery with violence, but the judge later changed that to a minor felony; or melony as he put it.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
And speaking of meloncholy, I heard that’s what you get when you cross a watermelon and broccoli.
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter? Watermelon PI.
If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.