How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
“They’re seedy.”
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”
Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year? Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
“Now he’s a waterfelon.”
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter? Watermelon PI.
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.