Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
So, how on earth did the police catch the watermelon thief without a solid description? Don’t really know; guess the bloke was acting seedy.
If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
“It was melondramatic.”
I always wondered why the watermelon loving librarian never touched any of the books; turns out she’d red them all.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter? Watermelon PI.
Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year? Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.