What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
“They’re seedy.”
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? – “You are one in a melon!”
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
So, how on earth did the police catch the watermelon thief without a solid description? Don’t really know; guess the bloke was acting seedy.
I always wondered why the watermelon loving librarian never touched any of the books; turns out she’d red them all.
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records? Because there’s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.
Why did the watermelon go crazy?
“He lost his rind.”
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter? Watermelon PI.
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.