What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
So, how on earth did the police catch the watermelon thief without a solid description? Don’t really know; guess the bloke was acting seedy.
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
“Now he’s a waterfelon.”
Did you hear about the elusive skating watermelon thief? Not really, the only description they got was a Caucasian melon wheels.
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? – “You are one in a melon!”
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
Why did the watermelon go crazy?
“He lost his rind.”
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records? Because there’s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.
If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.